29 December 2003  

And With These Words, You Found My Site?

:: I'm checking statistics for my site, and decided to see what phrases people are searching that brings them to my site. Here are a few gems:

    laugh it up fuzzball - someone searching for Harrison Ford?
    cibc sucks - who doesn't know?
    sore shoulder blade - that would be mine, lately
    sk8ter shoes - Avril helped me buy them
    krispy kreme edmonton - soon, I hope
    why cows hate winter - because it's cold?
    my eye hurts - stop sticking needles in it
    animal testicles - no comment
    the worst version of o holy night - it's bad, real bad
    posh spice saskatchewan - wasn't aware she'd moved there
    funny ebay beanie babies - aren't they all?
    reichardt duck farm - for all your California duck needs
    gratuitous umlaut - one too many dots
    jimmy mackenzie is hot - could be, but he does nothing for me
    winter in google - google is a place, now?
    its coming sshhh - walk on your tippy toes
    amanda bynes email adress phone - how'd they know she's my roommate?
    teh passion-mel gibson - is that the sequel to The Passion?
    shampooed in ketchup - fetish revealed!
    my car spun - sorry to hear that
    distended stomach worms - watch for their new album, out in January
    day bing cosby died - Bing Cosby? Did Bill and Bing have a kid?
    lyrics of shout shout let it all out - these are the things I can do without
    sack of wet mice - "He's about as sharp as a..."
    beanie baby ex-wife - beanie baby divorces are the worst
    bank of montreal sucks - I sense a theme here
    frustrated pissed off screaming - try Zoloft or Prozac
    ass wipe greeting cards - new Hallmark division?
    the boobs of jennifer lopes - can't anyone spell anymore?
    bill o reilly door mat - I'll take one
    self-cleaning dinner table - I'll take one
    the pain the pain - Dr Smith is in the house
    rocky and bullwinkle in edmonton - they put on a great show!
    the actress of the ord of the rings - "Ord of the Rings"? Can't anyone spell anymore?
    randy randy randy randy randy randy lyrics - what?
    stainless steel testicles - must belong to Ah-nold
    where can i find information on my eye and why it hurts? - I told you, take out the needles
    randy librarian alberta - i'm right here
    free funny christmas vidios - spelling, please!
    the matrix blows jon stewart - I hope he's ok
The internet is a weird, wacky, wonderful place.

Posted by Randy at December 29, 2003 11:41 PM | TrackBack