And With These Words, You Found My Site?
:: I’m checking statistics for my site, and decided to see what phrases people are searching that brings them to my site. Here are a few gems:
- laugh it up fuzzball – someone searching for Harrison Ford?
cibc sucks – who doesn’t know?
sore shoulder blade – that would be mine, lately
sk8ter shoes – Avril helped me buy them
krispy kreme edmonton – soon, I hope
why cows hate winter – because it’s cold?
my eye hurts – stop sticking needles in it
animal testicles – no comment
the worst version of o holy night – it’s bad, real bad
posh spice saskatchewan – wasn’t aware she’d moved there
funny ebay beanie babies – aren’t they all?
reichardt duck farm – for all your California duck needs
gratuitous umlaut – one too many dots
jimmy mackenzie is hot – could be, but he does nothing for me
winter in google – google is a place, now?
its coming sshhh – walk on your tippy toes
amanda bynes email adress phone – how’d they know she’s my roommate?
teh passion-mel gibson – is that the sequel to The Passion?
shampooed in ketchup – fetish revealed!
my car spun – sorry to hear that
distended stomach worms – watch for their new album, out in January
day bing cosby died – Bing Cosby? Did Bill and Bing have a kid?
lyrics of shout shout let it all out – these are the things I can do without
sack of wet mice – “He’s about as sharp as a…”
beanie baby ex-wife – beanie baby divorces are the worst
bank of montreal sucks – I sense a theme here
frustrated pissed off screaming – try Zoloft or Prozac
ass wipe greeting cards – new Hallmark division?
the boobs of jennifer lopes – can’t anyone spell anymore?
bill o reilly door mat – I’ll take one
self-cleaning dinner table – I’ll take one
the pain the pain – Dr Smith is in the house
rocky and bullwinkle in edmonton – they put on a great show!
the actress of the ord of the rings – “Ord of the Rings”? Can’t anyone spell anymore?
randy randy randy randy randy randy lyrics – what?
stainless steel testicles – must belong to Ah-nold
where can i find information on my eye and why it hurts? – I told you, take out the needles
randy librarian alberta – i’m right here
free funny christmas vidios – spelling, please!
the matrix blows jon stewart – I hope he’s ok
The internet is a weird, wacky, wonderful place.
