Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

A warning: this is rude but hilariously funny.

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

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Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

PLANO, TX—”Look at what you’ve reduced us to,” said CEO Al Carey, as he disgustedly held up a bag of Cranberry Spinach Explosion snack chips.

2 Responses to “Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks”

  1. Jason Says:

    I laughed so hard – I had coffee coming out my nose. (decaffinated fair trade coffee with soy milk – of course)

  2. Judy Says:

    This is not only offensive, but very unprofessional, especially from a CEO. I now know I made the right decision in resigning from this organization. They want their employees to abide by their core values and beliefs but they don’t set any kind of an example. They also want their employees to adapt to change, but as evident by his tantrum, he doesn’t transition to change very well. Its a changing world. Even though I still like fried snacks, I realize there are people who are health conscious about the foods they eat, so F/L needs to embrace a new culture. Its called “Winning with Diversity and Inclusion.”

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